Mr Bean's Jokes

WHILE HAVING A BRAIN CHECK UP
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a braintumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher :What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've justtwisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean :I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't knowthe alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!

PUZZLE
Friend : How many women do you believe must aman marry?
Mr. Bean : 16.
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me,is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's ahorror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

SHARING SYMPHATY
Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutesMr. Bean cries even louder).
Friend : What now?
Mr. Bean : My sister justcalled, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevatorfor 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too... I got stuck onthe escalator for 3hrs.S

PELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling ofsuccessful... .is it one "c" or two "c"?
Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure