Rearrange the Letters

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is
deadly at Scrabble.(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a daughter-in-law)

Kindness Pays

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his
> way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he
> was
> hungry.
> He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost
> his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal
> he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought
> him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How
> much do I owe you?"
>
> "You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never
> to accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from
> my
heart."
>
> As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger
> physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been
> ready to give up and quit.
>
> Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors
> were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called
> in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called
> in for the
> consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came
> from, a strange light filled his eyes.
> Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.
> Dressed in his doctor's gown he we nt in to see her. He recognized her
> at once. He went back to the
consultation room determined to do his
> best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the
> case.
>
> After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the
> business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked
> at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her
> room.
> She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her
> life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught ;
> her attention on the side as She read these words.....
>
> "Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard
> Kelly.
>
> Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed:
"Thank You,
> GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

Love...

There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This
romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his
girl.

Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his
future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until
one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come
back. She also told him that she
cannot visualize any future for the
both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...

Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence,
he
worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make
something out of himself.

Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had
set up his own company .

You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy
was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain
walk ing to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still
drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's
parents.

With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the
couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them
to know that he wasn't the same any more;
he had his own company,
car,
condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was
walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and
followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as
ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right
beside her...

Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They
explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with
cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not
want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you wa nt them to,
doesn't mean they don't
love you with all they have. She had wanted
her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day
comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of those
back with him...

Once you
have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may
escape but what's in your heart will remain forever.

The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting
right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her
ever again.........hope you understand.

Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to
you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you
thought meant
nothing to you.

Lawyers.....

Only today I know why liers oooops I mean lawyers are rich. They rip you off.. The butcher's and the lawyer's son case is a typical one.

So be careful with lawyers, you might get ripped off.
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A man went to his lawyer and told him "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do ?
"Do you have any proof ?", asked the lawyer.
"Nope !" replied the man.
"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for $1,000 he owed you" said the lawyer.
"But it's only $500!" replied the man.
"Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the
proof we need," said the lawyer.

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The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" "


The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged.
"No! No .... think like a lawyer!"
The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him 'I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in the said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp,
juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding ............. "


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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as it belongs to a neighbour of his.
The neighbour happened to be a lawyer.
Incensed at the theft, the
butcher called up his neighbour and said,
"Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"
The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98." A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98 with an attachment was an invoice that reads: Legal Consultation Service: $150.


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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he
went to law school. He graduated with honours and then went home to join his father's firm.
At the end of his first day at work, he rushed into his father's office and said, "Father, father, in one day I solved the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"


His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"

Colouring Time

If you are free, this is your time to colour these objects. It's most suits for children. If you have any children at your home, ask them to try. But sorry. The words are in tamil.

Choose the colour from left pallette. and the design from right frame.

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